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aries	Your twelfth house is Pisces, so your hidden strength is kindness. You are really generous at times, although you are often preoccupied with your own concerns, and so it could take somebody else to point out to you that you ought to be, before you actually do anything. Your hidden weakness is confusion and a lack of perseverance, once the initial challenge of any new venture has diminished. It is very well charging around this way and that, butting into things, but what did you achieve at the end of it all - except perhaps a whole bunch of new cuts and bruises?	Read any astrology book and it’ll tell you about Librans loving harmony, so that just shows how well you’ve fooled everybody, doesn’t it? Underneath it all, your twelfth house is Virgo, so you get ecstatic picking holes in things. If there is possibly an opposing viewpoint you can take, even totally the reverse of what you said the last time you opened your mouth, then that will be the one you’ll choose. The plus side is seeing both sides of everything, but if you change your own opinion several times a day, this isn’t necessarily much of an advantage.	libra
march 20 - april 19			september 23 - october 22


taurus	Your twelfth house is Aries and your hidden weakness is selfishness, the desire to do whatever you want and to get whatever you need, regardless of what anybody else thinks, or anything else. Strangely, this same ability is also your most hidden strength, since it is doubtless highly commendable you are able to keep on doing your own thing, in the face of unanimous opposition and often clear failure as well. Whether you don’t care or don’t notice outside input is debatable, but you might find yourself looking silly, when you go too far out on a limb.	You seem tough and everybody knows not to mess with you. With Libra in your twelfth house underneath, you’re just a big marshmallow though, with a secret desire for peace and pleasantries that you’d tear somebody’s throat out over, rather than ever let them know about. More immediately helpful then, is your innate and natural sense of justice, which if you could listen to it more and one day get over to yourself, as well as helping you decide when something is worth your revenge tactics, you might find useful when judging just how terrible these should be.	scorpio
april 20 - may 20			october 23 - november 21


gemini	Your twelfth house is Taurus, and your hidden strength is your talent with money, a characteristic you like hiding behind your dippy, airhead facade. This helps attract more money, and vacuous as you seem, you are secretly not reticent when it comes to feathering your own nest, preferring solid things like property especially. Your hidden weakness therefore, is greed. When you see someone with something you want, you try to take it from them if you can, rather than working to build similar for yourself. You don’t pay for anything, if you can avoid it.	Scorpio in your twelfth house means despite all of the optimism, bonhomie and the couldn’t care less attitude you like pretending is the real you, underneath it you are just as scheming, venomous and vengeful as the rest. In fact you are worse than many, because you never forget a slight and keeping everything to yourself, add a large measure of repression, untruth and hypocrisy in to the already festering mix. Your hidden strength is making up your mind, usually when you think you've been crossed by someone and you won't speak to them again.	sagittarius
may 21 - june 20			november 22 - december 21


cancer	Your twelfth house is Gemini and so your hidden strength is being clever, which when combined with the insight and intuition of a water sign, gives you an excellent perspective on human nature, that you are smart enough to keep mainly to yourself. Your hidden weakness is being unable to make a decision, often leading to procrastination and putting things off until another day. Astrologers always mention you are ruled by the moon, and so your mood swings are now legendary. It’s peace and love one minute, but those red slitty eyes the next …	Your hidden strength and hidden weakness is the ability not to give a damn. When you have taken all you can from people, then with Sagittarius in your twelfth house it is time to gallop on to pastures new, leaving behind whatever carnage or ill feeling you’d have had to face up to otherwise, while telling yourself and all your future victims it was everybody else’s fault. Even if really they weren’t to blame, then who in the next round of cannon fodder is ever going to know? Besides it’s their problem for being so gullible and stupid, in your opinion anyway.	capricorn
june 21 - july 22			december 22 - january 19


leo	Your twelfth house is Cancer. Cancer rules the home, your immediate family and your clan, the social group you belong to and those you consider as your own. Your hidden strength is that like Aslan you are loyal and brave, and you will always look out for those you love, no matter what. Your hidden weakness? You’re a big-head and a show-off and yet despite all of your bluster and bravado, find it easier to bully and intimidate people you know already, rather than face those you secretly model yourself on, and who have far more talent than you.	With Capricorn in your twelfth house, your hidden strength is being able to detach from your emotions and to make rational decisions, based on cold realities and the bare facts alone. Your hidden weakness is that you damage your own self at the same time, because although you think you’re some kind of android, you really possess emotional needs the same as everybody else. You have big dilemmas in close relationships, where you feel time spent in an intimate one-to-one, is probably just preventing you, from doing lots of other things instead.	aquarius
july 23 - august 22			january 20 - february 18


virgo	Your twelfth house is Leo, the sign that rules the ego. This means your own ego is roughly as big as a planet, which is probably why you find it okay to go around giving everyone the benefit of your advice, when they didn’t ask for it in the first place, it’s no help to them usually and it just stops them from doing whatever it was they were up to, before you came along. You value your own opinion so much, you even criticise people when they get annoyed! So what of your hidden strengths? Please give me a few moments. I need to think on this …	You have Aquarius in your twelfth house, meaning despite your compliant personality, underneath it your still, small voice calls loudly and you are very individualistic and certain about what you want to do. You don’t thrust this into anybody’s face, preferring to do your own thing, out of the range of fishing lines and away from possible fish-hooks. Aquarius makes you highly-strung, so self-will and nerves can both undermine you, together with contrariness and and a love of doing the opposite, from whatever you think others want.	pisces
august 23 - september 22			february 19 - march 19

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